Friday, November 21, 2014

November 1st - the day the original Andhra Pradesh retired.

Partitioned before retirement.

If I were still intact, I would have celebrated my 58th birthday today. If I were a government servant, this would have been my retirement day.

I am Andhra Pradesh, in its previous avatar. The large combined avatar. In my heydays I was the 4th largest state in the country, the state with the third largest economy, home to the third largest spoken language in the country and of course, the land of dreams – churning out the highest number of films per year.

I was large, I was content and I was a growth engine of the Indian economy. I was peaceful, and was the envy of my neighbours.

People flocked from across the globe to see me. The spiritual people went south to the Lord’s abode at Tirumala. The tourists went northwards to the beautiful Visakhapatnam city and the people seeking the lure of the lucre came to Hyderabad.

No one who ever came to me felt like an outsider. I was home to several dialects of the Telugu language.  Each dialect finding its rightful place, adding to the conviviality. The beautiful mixture of Deccani Urdu and Telugu and gave me a distinct linguistic identity.

The Gujaratis, the Tamilians, the Maharashtrians, the Punjabis, the Hindi wallahs all made me my home. For me, they all had equal right to my resources. Narrow mindedness, parochialism – these were alien to me.

But something started brewing a few years back. A trouble between two sections who spoke the same language. The only difference between them being their dialect.

A crack of trust snowballed into a chasm large enough to dismember me.



A few month’s back I was broken into two states. One avatar without a coast and another without a capital. Both inadequate, both dwarfed, both struggling and the psyches of both the residents gnarled by lies and counter lies.

Two ego filled avatars filled with mistrust. My two avatars fight with each other about power, taxes even water.

The social media is filled with feuds between the citizens of my two parts. I ask myself, how did such animosity crop up in such short a time?

My heart, Hyderabad is slowly losing its sheen. Real estate here is cheaper than that in Patna, Pune, Bhopal… How did I become so unattractive suddenly?

I envy my brothers born on the same day – Kerala, Karnataka, Gujarat, Maharasthra. They must have done something good in their previous janma to stay intact!

What wrong did I do to get mutilated before I could retire?

But, on this day I realize. Change is the only constant. I have to retire.

I am no longer the present or the future. I am the past. A past that lives only in textbooks and in people’s minds.

My date of birth has already been confined to the history books. I have given way to two new avatars. One born on June 2nd and the other on June 8th.

As I hand over the reins to my two new avatars, I wish them the best.

I pray that they live as friendly neighbors who share the joys of the bounty that nature has bestowed on them.


I wish they succeed.